Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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