Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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