i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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