I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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