she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Floor bacon is actually really good
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
why is half of my head shaved?
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