just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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