yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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