I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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