But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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