I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Randomize
