You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
