I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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