I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
