Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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