"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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