I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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