New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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