Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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