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(703): View more from Virginia

I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay

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(315): View more from New York

You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?

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(775): View more from Nevada

Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

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(512): View more from Texas

apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.

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(949): View more from California

The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...

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