Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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