Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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