You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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