Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
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