Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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