We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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