covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He kissed a someone with a penis
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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