yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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