What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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