Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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