I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
