if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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