we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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