If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
my poor anus
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize