Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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