its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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