Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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