found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
