can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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