what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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