Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
