we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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