I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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