I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Randomize
