I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
