do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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