I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize