i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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