OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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