i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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