He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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