I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
4 words: hood of his car
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
