You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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