I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This is my gift to your gina
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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