Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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