I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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