If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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