No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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