About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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