There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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